’His smile when the cat did the lil boop….’

---

let me touch you, human so i know that you are real...
confusion all around me, then my world came crashing down
n i can’t find my humans...
there is rubble, all around
Nothing there seemed right...
but then i heard your voices, n i saw a little light
you rescued me, n i was Free!
I’m scared,
my world is broken...
I don’t want to lose
again

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We named it Enkaz (rubble), because we brought it out of hell...’

---

...I don't know how this happened, n i can't believe it's real...
i need someone to comfort me, n help my heart to heal
confusion all around me, then my world came crashing down
now i can’t find my humans...
there is rubble, all around
Nothing there seemed right...
but then i heard your voices, n i saw a little light
you rescued me, n i was Free!
I’m scared,
my world is broken...
I don’t want to lose
again...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We aren’t rich but we are DINKs*’…’

---

i am the dog ~ so Lucky, me
am do the HyDrOtHeRaPy
i wear the little floaty vest,
(a little scare... i try my best...)
my humans watch, it brings me JoY
to hear them call me
Goodest Buoy ^;@)
the other humans call them DINKs -
they teach us ‘Swim’
so we
don’t
Sinks
(edit: please tell Kanga i love him)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Keep paddling or die keep paddling or die keep paddling or die.’

---

’Keep paddling...’
i think i see my human! 0oooooo my Eyes are open W I D E . . .
am almost there - i made it, Yes! am such a Happy fellow ^;@)
(...i hope nobody noticed
that i turned the water
yellow...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I will watch this anytime I see it…’

---

i’m ready to RUN!
i’ll show you my zoomin -
this how it is Done ^;@)
the camera i’m wearing
up High on my back,
to BEACH I am Tearing -
the WaTeR ATTAC!
the humans make Way
as so Eager i DASH
This dog’s Here to PLAY
as i make my HUGE SPLASH!!
a memory saved now,
for All to enjoy
my Biggest BoW WOW -
I’m a Famous
Good Boy!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…they’re not on the counter now; they’re on the tinfoil’

---

Thank you, friend - you very kind
make sure my counter foil lined ^;}
it makes me feel special, see -
you made a spot that’s just for me
n now the crumbs i find to lick,
my foil PROTEC, so they don’t stick!
(you tried to keep me off, but then
discovered that
you Foiled, again!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Dog: I’m the boss of you! Sheep: That’s nice, dear. Now come along.’

---

no worries, guys - i’m Here!!
i’m just a little tiny pup,
there’s Nothing you should fear ^:@)
am learn the work like dad n mom
n tell you where to go!
I’ll lead the Way! n keep you calm,
Someday, you’ll ‘boss us’, maybe...
we’re Sheep - we’ll keep you in our fold,
for now, you are
our baby...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’She's training them. "You wanna be a cat!? You gotta be speed’

---

I am your Mom, n You my kits!
I’ve nursed n coddled best i can,
but now is time you understand...
there’s Tactics Every cat should know -
we HeCk things Up
n then we GO!!
So lemme shake you up a bit -
ReAcT! Revenge - be Brave, small kit!
n most important you will need
to Get out Fast -
you gotta
speed!
so Do the things you’re ‘Not Allowed’
n you will make your momma Proud ^;}
(I only hope you learn from me,
n ^{littleAssholes}
you will be)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Fox doesn’t mind any crying, flailing or anything else. He was also the one who would lay on my belly during pregnancy…’

---

i am the Cat, n yes it’s true
i don’t mind things the babies do
Long before the child was born,
n oath to you, dear mom, was sworn
i’d lie n feel your belly grow,
(it’s momma’s Love in there, i know...)
a promise deep inside my heart:
Protect this human from the start!
this tiny one, who flails n cries
he needs me Most, i realize
n when he’s laying down to sleep,
My Job
Forever
Safe
to keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’”just for some cats“’

---

they’re missing a lot if they don’t understand -
’just for some cats’... n the things they demand...
you feed a small kitten you find as a stray,
the days turn to weeks, then months to a year,
(you forget what your life was before he appeared...)
n then it occurs ‘oh, this cat needs a bro!’
as off to the shelter you eagerly go
now bonded together, you have a cat pair,
n all that you own you are willing to share
the bed that was yours, n the table to eat,
happily danced on with little cat feet ^:};}
They’ve taken control now, your heart n your soul,
’hey, i got you a Buggy! Let’s go for a stroll...’
(you know it’s for You - you can’t leave them behind)
evermore on your mind

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’why the fuck not*…’

---

the sweaters you knitted, a stroller for two,
purrfectly fitted ~ we’re coming with you
Here at the house we’ve got all we could want,
(how ‘bout a mouse, just for pleasure, to hunt ?)
but Always you give Everything that we need,
(the lives that we live are entitled, indeed)
but some will be snappy - ’Oooooh, ThEy’Ve got a LoT...’
we’re Cats n we’re HAPPY
so
WHY the FUCK NOT
edit (thanks to u/Squishmitt6 for the ‘sweet’ inspurration....)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’She is our smartest cat for sure, and most def the ring leader..’

---

...Hold still, my cohorts - just listen to me
Don't make a Move! we are Partners, we three
the humans suspicious, so Caution! Beware
don't show no reaction -
just Do your Best Stare.. .
Orange boy - you're Good with that innocent gaze,
Void friend - you're Best with your mYsTiCaL ways!
but me - i just freeze when i'm caught in their sights,
(they laugh n they call me a 'Deer in Headlights')
so then they'll move on, about us they've forgot,
that's when we can Plan - oh, we'll Scheme n we'll pLoT!
tonight when they're sleeping, ATTACK with SURPRISE!
Farewell, dear friend humans
you've Met
your
demise....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’“I’ll fukken do it again”’

---

I am the cat, n YeS, it’s true -
I am the One who BaRfEd on you
I could’ve made it off the bed,
n messed the floor below, instead,
to see your toes squish in the night!
so unsuspecting you would rise
n Step into my BARF surprise!
alas, i stayed up on the bed
n chose to barf
On you
instead...
for I am Cat,
n you’re my ‘fren’... ^;}
All
again...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Watch me drive to the Starbucks across town.We are getting that pup cup…’

---

my human said ‘we Going’! so excited i jumped in ^:@)
am sat where i’m suppose to - let the PuP CuP trip begin!
so eager for my Favrit treat they’ve gotten me before -
we heading for the STARPUPS place (them pupcups i Adore!)
i barely can control ExCiTe as human goes inside..
...he’s Coming! Where’s my pupcup ?! Oh, he’s doin me a hide...
but when he opens up the door, a Smile i do not see
n then his words cut thru my soul -
the disappoint i cannot hide, so painful is my feel ^:@(
but then he says ’Just hang on, pup!’ n then he Spins the Wheel
next thing i know we race ‘cross town, for what i’m dreaming of...
a special trip he made for Me -
a Pupcup Full of Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Who is just out there kissing random cats…’

---

Dear diary, a meowstery -
my humans muse ’Who’s Kissing me??’
today i left my loving home,
n did my usual local roam
when suddenly, an unknown Miss
approaches me! n asks for ‘Kiss’...
her lips a fire engine red,
she left a kiss upon my head
before i knew just what to do
her gentle kiss
turned into Two!
then 3, n 4...another - 5 !
this stranger made me feel ALIVE!
n suddenly my cat heart Swell ^;}
alas, i shall not Kiss n Tell...
our secret safe between us two -
my humans left
to wonder

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Thank you for giving him a lap to curl up in for the rest of his days’

---

to take a nap,
a place i’ve never known...
a kindly friend
with time to spend -
a human of my own
imagine that!
for me, a cat,
alone, my whole life through...
it used to seem
was just a dream,
You’ll make it All
come True
(best wishes to you n your handsome young man, u/GlamourCatNYC)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How kind of you to offer your head as a stepping stone to the water, since this poor cat has clearly never had water in his life’

---

a bowl of water on the floor
(for peasant cats, not Me...)
i much prefer the shower more -
my StEpPiNg StOnE you’ll be ^;}
you humans strange - all NaKeD get,
your clothes left on the floor
then stand inside this RoOm of WeT!
i watch the water pour...
so i will take my place above
n perch upon your head
the Waterfall is what i Love -
i’ll drink from here
instead

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Thought the cat was on fire’*…’

---

alas, the feathered toy is dead,
the one i most desire...
much pleasure, me, to RiP n ShReD !
it turned me into
FIRE...
human, will you ever learn -
that I am not to blame!
the toys you give must Crash n BURN
as i enjoy
the Flame...
n as we smolder on the floor,
my eyes are burning bright...
I lie n wait for one toy more
my Passion to
Ignite!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’what does it TRULY MEAN to be a good boy?”’

---

i am the pup, much wonder, me -
what truly could a ‘good boy’ be ?
is one who learns to listen well,
n do the things the humans tell
not ChEw the places not allowed,
(am try n make my human Proud...)
i wait so patient by the door
to pee outside, not on the floor...
n as i sit here on the sand,
the ebb n flow... i understand!
just like the waves go in n out,
my human does! but has no doubt
when he comes home, back through that door,
there’s just One thing
he can be sure
that i will greet him, once again ^;@)
n let him know
he holds me close against his chest,
says not just ‘Good’...
he calls me
’Best’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Upon first glance, I saw a cat in a toilet paper roll…’

---

some may glance, n say ’WhAt’s ThAt ??’
’a sTuPiD toilet paper Cat’ ?!
they smirk n sneer, n some may judge,
We are your Cats
we will not Budge...
we plant ourselves in different ways -
a cat tree hole, in box we stays
or maybe pLoPpEd down on the floor -
no matter where,
one thing's for sure
Unanimous, that if we FiTs
then Here is where
we gonna
SiTs
Upon her arm, she wears our Tats
Forever Stay
her Loving
Cats

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You can tell kitty is thinking reaaaaal hard about what to do…’

---

am try so hard to understand
your gentle human touch...
cuz every time i feel your hand
i WaNt to BiTe
so much!
n when the playful scritch begin,
i wanna ScRiTcH you back ^;}
you stroke my face... my nose, my chin
my Cat reflex -
ATTAC !
but then - the ‘NYET’ you say again!
i Freeze, n gaze above...
into your eyes, my gentle fren,
n think
This maybe
Love ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Couldn't resist seeing him asleep…’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,
i pray this human friend will keep
been feeding me from day to day,
no longer do i want to stray...
today he opened up the door,
n i don’t feel alone no more!
n like the rain, my sad tears stop -
am safe n warm, here in the shop
’oh, let me stay’ my heart purrsist!
then I know what he can’t resist...
am curled up now, in little ball,
he sees me here - so helpless, small
no longer will i ever roam,
I found my Love -
this friend
my Home

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Perfect 0.5% road tax being collected…Smart enough to know where to cross the street too’

---

the humans have learned what the elephants want -
Respect n some kindness (n Never to hunt . . .)
n maybe, perhaps, if they really Do care,
the sweets that they gather -
for us, a small share...
we wait by the road - oh, we Hoping to dine!
(we know that it’s safe, cuz we stand by our sign)
we Trumpeting HAPPY - ExCiTe can’t restrain,
for here, once again,
comes our Sweet Sugarcane!
the truck OverFlowing! the cane up in stacks,
for land that we share - this our Friendly road tax
he stops for a moment, a bundle we get
’Thank you, friend human -
We’ll Never Forget!’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’he wears his vest outside while we’re in the country’

---

now i lay me down to sleep
by grandpa’s cozy fire
my human in my thoughts i keep -
protect him my desire...
for I am Dog - is what i Do,
with him i know i’m blessed
i know that he PROTECs me, too
That’s why i wear the vest ^;@)
Coyote Face! to some, it seems
that’s what they frightened of
but as i lie here, in my dreams
i’m safe, in vest
of Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’same I mean me I do that’

---

I see you, friend - i’ll do the same!
the things that humans do
EvErYtHiNg you do’s a Game -
I wanna do it, too!
i’m not a Dog, but i mean Me
your loving pal - friend Horse
cuz I can do it All, you see ?
I’ll Try...
of course!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’my cat will watch me kill a bug, and watch me throw it away then go back to look for it…’

---

once upon a long ago,
(i can’t remember when...)
am sure i saw a BuG, i know,
my human SqUiShEd,
n then...
he toss in to the fire place -
i sat n watched it burn...
so now i gaze in darkest space,
n wait for bugs return...
n in that distant meowmory
i saw him BuRn like ToAsT...
to Some day see
my tiny BuG friend
ghost.....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Cats love the people that don't like cats. This man’s lap will become the cats favorite spot*’…’

---

I am the Cat, n yes, is true
you don’t like Me,
so I like You ^;}
i saunter in, n you don’t care,
(it’s like you never see me there)
sometimes you sneer with DiSaPpRoVe,
i circle you...
you do not move...
i’ve chosen where i’ll take a nap
it’s up upon your human lap
i see you tense... anticipate
’Oh, NO - not CAT!’...
but it’s too late
i crouch.... then L^aunch-the purrfect land!
now I will make you understand....
am curled up in a tiny ball -
This my Favorite spot of all
for it is I
who’s chosen YOU!
that you can do...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Release the inner panda…’

---

without a Care! so wild n free!
n tho my Home is in a zoo,
No worries, me -
I’ll make it do...
there’s Some with More ~ n Some with Less,
but You must find
your Happiness ^:)
For those who make the best they can
with what they have
they understand
that Play is Good! n Good is Fun,
so let me show you how it’s done
i hear the humans down below,
as i put on my PaNdA sHoW
n maybe, for a little while,
their heart is light! I make them smile
n I’ve done Well - at least i tried,
Release the Panda
there
inside

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I'm thinking he has done this before*…’

---

i know what i’m doing, i’ve done it before,
it’s RuBs on my BeLLy that i most adore!
i circle my victims - the ladies i found,
my leash in my mouth -
then i
drop
to the ground
Commence the Excitement! the ‘Ooooos’ n the ’Aaaaaws’
they Rubbing my Belly ~ i’m Shaking my paws!
n there, in that moment, the Thrill of Success
Surrounded by Love
n complete
Happiness!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He definitely still is very aww!’

---

i’m maybe not as b ^ou ⁿc ^yas when i was just a pup,
sometimes my legs - they wobble to n fro...
sometimes i’m kinda achy when i’m tryin’ to get up,
still lovin’ all those walks
but i go
s l o w . . .
i sure do love those belly rubs, n kisses on my head,
i still can sit, n give a gentle paw
i know my human loves me, n when i lay down for bed
i hear it in my heart -
they still say
awwww...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You try finding 500 twigs indoors…’

---

I am the bird
you keep inside
my life - AbSuRd!
i’ve been
denied ^:(
i had to BEG
to build my nest!
i laid n egg
but i won’t fuss -
this mat will do
will CrAp
on you....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

now i lay me down to sleep,
am snuggled warm in laundry heap
my world so Purrfect here, it seems
as i drift off in kitty dreams...
n as i slumber i become
the Handsome Prince - where i came from!
Behold my kingdom, fanciful
where Every cat
is Beautiful...
so peaceful here, upon my throne -
am Blessed with human of my own ^;}
n when i wake, i’ll look at you,
my Friend, who made
my dreams
come true!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Tell that to /r/OneOrangeBraincell, they regularly lose access to the one they have…’

---

I am the Cat, n i do well
surviving on my OnE BrAiN CeLL
no need for extra - one is fine,
n i enjoy this Life of mine ^;}
my soft orange head is filled with Joy
when humans tell me I’m ‘Good Boy’
just that one thought’s enough to share,
cuz i don’t have
no brain
to spare...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Yeah, the friendlier, the cat, the more likley, it's used to manipulating humans’

---

I am the Cat, so friendly, me,
MaNiPuLaTe, the humans, see ?
(this Reddit friend, he knows, because
he Heavy, with
the Comma pause....)
n just like him, i Stop, n stare,
Take in the Friends,
who see me,
there...
dRaMaTiC pause,
then i act Gaunt,
it works, to get me
What
i Want...
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How could a dog that friendly and lovable be left as a stray’

---

i’m Dancing for Joy! n my butt wiggle proves
that You are the One who was destined to be
My human forever -
the one Meant for Me ^:@)
am done with the lonely, n you’re my best chance
for Lovin me only
so i Do the DaNcE
Together, with You, friend
is where i belong
 
clearly the Bestest girl, u/ascension1110 ~ i hope you find much happiness together

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You are bad at hunting Cheese, I shall show you…’

---

Human, I know what you want!
alas, you failing at the hunt
so i will show you - make you Please
am share with you
a hand of cheese ^;}
it wasn’t hard! am very skill
at bringing you your Biggest thrill
so stay in bed, if you need rest,
n Trust me, friend -
I’ll do the rest...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’It was like little cutie tried to say "But.. why? I just.. fine’

---

Oh, Hey there, you guys ! Whatcha Doin ~ What’s up ?
you wanna hang out n be frens ? My name’s PuP ^:@)
but maybe is time a new Frenship begin ^:@)
so... you guys got Tails !
Hey, but ... why aren’t they Waggin ?
aw, don’t look so grouchy... your hearts kinda saggin’ ?
well I’m here for Happy! I bring the Sun shine
I just...
fine...
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Tail, then foot. Then kiss’

---

just wait til he gets close enough, then maybe wag ‘...Hey, fren...’
but don’t get up! he’ll come to you, n sit down by your side
for I am Cat, n i have learned
emotions best
to hide....
n maybe, in a little while, his love will start to show
n when you’re feeling comfortable, you’ll want to let him know
that he’s the one you’ve waited for! a friendship just like this...
he’ll wrap himself around your heart -
first tail,
then foot,
then
kiss
 
edit (purrfect, u/kitirish)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Look at those other two slackers, they’re so hip, they’re not following the trend’

---

we are the dogs who just observe -
(we way above this LeArNiNg CuRvE...)
much entertain by golden boy,
who likes to bring our human JoY
n even though the tricks we know,
we much prefer to watch the show
we HiP! n don’t do as we’re told,
(but Love our bro
with heart
of Gold)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’’

---

dear diary, Today, again,
i Save the Day for BIG CAT fren!
the stripey one got aGiTaTe,
so I step in
to s e p a r a t e...
then Lion try ‘n sneak behind
n BiTe his Butt! (he not so kind)
that’s when i used my Doggie ROAR
n told them Both to ’STOP!! NO MORE!!’
am try to teach them Right from Wrong -
a little bit of kindness, then
to show them I’m
a gentle fren ^;@)
prevent them from MiStAkE ATTACK!
(n i don’t wanna be
a snack...)
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Thanks so much!’

---

Sleepy kitten, in the night,
Fill our human hearts with love!
we wonder what you’re dreaming of...
in your tiny kitty curl,
peaceful thoughts around you swirl
snoozing on your flower bed,
colors blurring in your head
captured by the artist’s touch
(thank you, friend, so very much!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’boop that nose…’

---

Look into my big brown eyes,
n tell me what you see...
Human - do you realize
how much you mean to me ?
you brought me through that shelter door,
to start a life anew
a family forevermore -
these eyes are Thanking you!
you maybe think i’m kinda cute,
but it don’t matter much
i’d Love to feel your touch!
so when i look at you above,
i tilt my nose up ^high...’
my eyes are full of Puppy Love ^:@)
(a Boop you can’t deny!)
(she’s beautiful u/bbycakes1996!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He may be very near, just hiding...’

---

i'm hiding, friend human - it's scary out here
i got a bit lost, but i feel like you're near...
so much to explore - every smell, every sound,
i know in my heart that i soon will be found
a curious kitten, got scared by the storm,
i just wanna be back inside, where it's warm
i'm trying my hardest.. i miss you, my fren
when i get back home
I'm not Leaving
again!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Paused with the schnoz…’

---

I am the Dog ~ Play with me, please ?
i see you, human, in your chair,
as at the screen you sit n stare....
n as your life is passing by,
I Love you, guy!
you listen to the music play,
right by your side
I’m gonna stay
n wait until you NoTiCe Me!
a thought occurs then, suddenly...
so careful i manuever schnoz,
n put distracting tune on pause....
Success! ATTENTION then i get,
n on my Snoot a gentle pet ^;@)
he smiles, n tells me I’m Good Boy
my heart again
is Filled
with
JoY
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’he bears the mark. he is the good boy who lived!’

---

just look at me now - i am Here to Live on!
i pulled through somehow, n my cancer is Gone ^;@)
am bearing the mark on my head of a scar,
you’ll hear in my BaRk just how Lucky you are!
cuz you woulda missed all the things that i do,
(you couldn’t resist all my pEsTeRiNg, too!)
now each time you look tells me I’m a GOOD BOY
Fills my Dog heart
with JoY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I loved him in ZZ Top’

---

black eyes....
I don't need a reason why-y-y...
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every b!tch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
no ring....
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Breath stinks... groomed snoot...
When I step out I'm so Heckin cute
...They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every bitch crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’It’s a croissant…so many flakes…’

---

Human friend - no worries, see,
cuz You know what i want!
BaGuEtTe, or BrEaD - it’s ‘BaKeRy’
but This my fave:
’Croissant’ ^;@)
i’ve come to find i like it best,
n carry it for days...
In n Out, n when i rest
croissant - beside me stays
a little nibble here n there,
i try so hard to keep
when i lie down, i say a prayer
before i go to sleep...
n when my dreams are over, then,
my hopeful heart awakes...
a New one has appeared again!
my Love...
flakes....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Bro, shut up and work’

---

my little bro is such a JeRk
(this isn’t ‘Play’ - not Game! is WORK!)
am Collie - I’m the only one
rely on Me ~ the Job is Done!
my husky friend - he has no clue
what Working dog’s suppose to do!
he chase the little shorty brat,
n he don’t know where Ball is at
but human launches ball again,
(i’ll give a chance for chorkie fren -
he’ll tire fast, n ball he’ll drop)
then it’s All Mine -
I Never
Stop!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They speak to me through these ancestral waters! Tell me of my forbearers! Show me who I am to become!’

---

Showered in the Happiness!
the toad - he knows not what I do,
he had enough -
his wet dreams through...
but i hold fast, n gaze above
drenched with Memories of Love!
Enraptured by my ancestry -
they tell me what i’m meant to be!
Emboldened now - a Mighty GATOR!
i’ll eat you later....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They really need to be better at promoting the mother in law spay program’

---

Spay n Neuter - this the way
to make the In-LaWs Go Away!
they don’t like pets ? They have no use -
there’s no more need to RePrOdUcE!
but oh, the humans that they gave
Our ‘Moms n Dads’ - Our Lives they save!
but some grow old, n cranky get,
they no more think they want a pet...
but if we patient, we may find
sometimes the Old ones
very kind...
n if we teach them how to ‘feel’
we maybe help
their old hearts
heal

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

I am the dog ~ I dare not move...
my Love for her i try’n prove!
she perches here upon my head,
so i will stay right here
instead...
am wonder if she’ll ever know,
InFaTuAtEd with her so...
perchance, a lowly dog, as me
she chooses for
Eternity!
n as outside the window stare,
I pray Forever she’ll stay there ^:@)
my Lover of another feather -
i dream that we’ll
Fly Off
Together!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’This proves… camels invented the wheel…’

---

when i was just a baby, small,
i wondered what i’d be
i barely couldn’t walk at all,
my legs tucked under me...
i liked to lie beside my mom,
(my tiny heart would t ^Hu ^Mp )
she always kept me nice n calm,
but Oh, that MoMmA H ^UMP !
for there upon her back arose
a mighty HILL to climb !
she said ‘No worries... Someday grows
Your ^teenyhump!.. . in time....’
Enraptured me, i stared in awe
so Full of All the Feels!
(but wonder if my momma saw
that I was born
with
wheels...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’r/shrimping’

---

we are the cats ~ two Brothers, see ?
purrFect the sYnChRoNiCiTy ^;};}
Side by side upon the bed,
our legs pulled up against our head
we curl up tight n do the crimp,
we no more cats -
we little Shrimp!
(we not ‘Seafood’ - no mean dEcEiT -
if We See Food
We want to
EAT!)
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The infamous headless puppy…’

---

I am the pup, so very small,
don’t mean no harm or fear
but when each night the darkness fall
my head
it DiSaPpEaR . . .
n in the distance - running free,
my body - streaking white!
the humans are surprised to see
I LoSe my HeAd at night!
they blink their eyes - in Fear they freeze!
their mouths drop Open then....
but when is dawn, is Me they sees
a playful pup again ^:@)
they wonder there, in disbelief -
How Do i come A p A r T ??
(but in the dark, much Stealth, like thief
I Steal
their human
Heart!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Invest in a catio… Since he likes being outside, this is your best bet’

---

i am the cat you CaN’t CoNtAiN,
(it’s something in my feline brain)
when i am FREE to go outside,
my DoMiNaNcE can’t be denied ^;}
them other cats don’t Stand a CHANCE!
(how Dare they do that sideways glance...)
i think they try’n PiCk a FiGhT !
n i ATTACK
with all my might....
still, outside’s where i like to be!
How ‘bout a Catio for me ??
Protected space ~ I’ll Reign SUPREME!
them other cats
can only dream...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What’s the point of having a pet if you’re not gonna spoil it’

---

There are things you HaVe to GeT -
(How Dare they try ‘n foil !)
What’s the use of having Pet
if you’re not gonna SpOiL ??
they Very RUDE to sTiCk their Nose
in place it don’t belong!
THIS MY FOOD! is where it goes ^;}
(these ‘visitors’ are Wrong!)
neatly stacked upon the shelf
(I know I’m Here to Stay...)
Keep oPiNiOnS to yourself
or Please
just Go AwAy !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’If it hits the spot then I'm not Mooving’

---

This the thing we like a lot -
the humans call it ‘BrUsH’
Any time it HiTs the SpOt
it gives us Such a rush...
n as it’s turning round n round,
we press against the groove...
n when the perfect spot we found
we Stay
n dare not mooove....
against the EcStAsY we lean!
it rubs our bodies, hairy
Udder Bliss we’ve never seen -
this Brush is
LegendAiRy!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I am a very special cat indeed…’

---

I am the cat ~ so wise, indeed
dear friend, I know it’s Me you need
you take me with you Everywhere!
my Love for you has no compare ^;}
we keep each other safe, it’s true,
but there’s some things that you should do
a harness or a leash to hold
in case, sometime, i’m feeling Bold
for Cats Will Cat - DiStRaCtiOnS see
(some Killed by CuRiOsiTy...)
so hook me up, n latch me on
if I
were
gone...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We know how we will feel in end and yet, we take them home anyways...’

---

you knew what you were in for when you brought me home that day,
you felt the pain of loss before,
but loved me
anyway!
we dogs don’t last forever, n our years on earth are few
but all this time, i’m Lucky
cuz i’m spending it
with You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Oh to be a little yellow bird contently nesting atop the curly head of a dog…’

---

oh, to be a little bird
atop a curly head...
contented, me - my nest is furred
upon my doggie bed
n as we laying down to sleep
the day comes to an end
Forever mine, this place to keep
I’m safe
on my
Best friend
 
inspired by u/BattlestarDystopia
i love Merle & Mavis, u/Efficient-Arachnid-9 So nice to see them again!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They look like two drunk buddies’

---

Lean on me, brother - i’ll show you the way...
cuz there is no other beside you today
n you might forget what a GoOd TiMe we had
but i’ll never let you
fall
down
when you’re sad...
we Sang thru the night, n we Howled at the moon!
but then it got light ~
it was over too soon...
no words now are spoken,
we vented, for fun...
two old friends,
hearts broken...
a new day’s
begun!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’that’s a rat cat’

---

either is WrOnG, because I am a Cat ^;}
my face kinda Scary, my paws are strange, too
but You look the Same when I’m looking at you
You humans can’t hide what we Cats know you are,
no matter ApPeArAnCe -
you’re all just ‘on par’...
your shape or your size, WiThOuT or With hair,
your age or your color -
the clothes that you wear
no judgy by gender - no matter to us,
you sometimes ignore us, but some make a Fuss...
but We can see deeper, cuz We Cats are Smart
we only choose humans
with Love
in their heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’crab cats…’

---

when i get sTaRtLeD i hunch up my back
Defend like a CRAB ! i prepare for ATTAC...
neutralize threat as i’m holding my stance
No one comes Near...
they Dare Not
take a Chance...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’“How my cats sleep while I try to…*”’

---

when you’re laying down to sleep,
upon your bed we’re going to creep
n as you try n get some rest,
we snuggle close against your chest
a purrfect spot beside you form,
we taking turns in place that’s warm
no need for sleep - no, not for you
We making All your Dreams
come True!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I’m genuinely wondering what that is’

---

you ask me ‘wHaT iS iT ??’ well, how should I know ?
am feeling the shameful ^:@(
the Guilt overflow..
your voice it sounds AnGrY - am one sorry pup
i drop to the floor,
n i lie
belly up...
so maybe i did it.. i kinda forget
whatever, I’m Sorry...
can i get a pet ?
don’t tempt me with fluffy - i’ll rip it apart
but please stop the scolding
it’s breaking my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

oh, gosh - I’m so ExCiTeD!
With the Human friends i run
(so Glad i was invited,
cuz i sure am having Fun!)
n Look - i’m keeping up the Pace -
(they gave me special shoes)
I think I gonna WIN the Race -
I’m gonna Make the NEWS!!
..I fLaP my WiNgS ~ the End is NEAR!
no fowl words need be said...
(make sure to Everyone it’s clear
that I come out ahead...)
a Medal round my Neck!
oh, Gosh, i feel Just Ducky, see?
my mom is Proud as Heck ^:(l)
a ReGiStRaTiOn fee ? ...
i’m sorry,
Oversight, you see...
just put it on
my bill...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I know collies are considered very intelligent working dogs, but I didn’t think they could cook.’

---

as i sit upon the chair,
n watch the things you do
i know there’s Something cookin’ there -
i smell delishus stew ^;@)
am try to be oBeDiEnT -
I look at you above
i add my best ingredient -
a dose of Puppy Love!
n everything tastes better when
you share a little T a S t E . . .
Don’t let it go to waste!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I always thought he was just being coy like "I'm interested but trying NOT to look as such’

---

oh, hey...so whatchu eating there ?
it’s Me ^:@)
I’m over here....
no i wont BeG, n i don’t Care,
i just like to be here....
(am try hard not to stare..)
only if you could
you wanna
maybe
share ?
n as i sit n pLaY iT cOoL,
i try hard not to hover...
but then -
Oh No!
here comes the drool
 
. . . i think i blew my cover

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What a good boy’

---

i don’t know what happened...we wandered too far,
i knew mom n dad wouldn’t know where we are
but i never left you! cuz you are so small,
i tried to be good, n not worry at all...
but we were alone, n our time outside grew
you started to cry when you lost your small shoe
but still i stayed with you, as long as i could
i knew in my heart
what it means
to be good..
Oh, Mom must be Crying i thought in my head
n dad - very worried, n so full of dread
but then came the HUMANS! n i Leaped for JoY!
n finally
Everyone
called me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Color me impressed that the cat knew to stop before it filled over’

---

I fill to the TOP
(are you CoLoReD impress ?)
i know when to STOP
so i don’t make a mess ^;}
a paw on the lever
an eye on the fill,
so purrfectly clever
cuz i
Never
spill

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’If your life includes this type of thing, hang onto it and treat it well!’

---

as you’re laying down to sleep,
be thankful for a love so deep
it maybe not a human friend -
a Dog will love you
til the end
Perhaps a girl or boyfriend, too,
(they’ll be iMpReSsEd by what you do)
but if you’re blessed, then you can tell
hang on to them, n treat them well
No judgement by a cat or pup, (~~...well maybe a cat~~)
but each day, as you’re waking up
they’ll never ask you WhAt YoU dO -
All they want from life
is You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The muezzin and the meowzin’

---

this is my muezzin - he’s callin for prayer
but I’ll do the choosin’ (he likes when i’m there)
he has the best voice, so i climb up his shoulder
He is my Choice as the SaCrEd CaT holder ^;}
the others don’t speak, n their eyes close awhile
(sometimes they peek, n i see a small smile...)
i’m trying my best! kitten cuteness i’ve oozed
they know they’ve been blessed
cuz i left them
amewsed

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I bet that was a satisfying feeling when she went home that day.’

---

dear diary, you won’t beLieve my MoSt ExCiTiNg day!
it started with my Favrit toy, n i was havin’ Play...
i like to chew it really hard, but Suddenly was STUCK ^:@(
i tried to show my humans -
all they said was WAT tHe FK ?!!?!!
they seemed a little frightened, n they rushed me to the vet
they laid me down n did massage, until my ToY they get!
so satisfy the feeling, n i’m thankful for this fren
i’m happy to be headin home
so I can ChEw
again...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My husky every time I try and point a camera at her - smacks it out of my hand…’

---

GeT the BaLL ! a sTiCk, a ToY !
All those things ~ so much Enjoy!
Give a toss, I Love the Chase
but keep that CaMeRa
OuT my Face!
that thing you hold - you call it ‘phone’
i know that it is Yours alone!
you TaLk in it - ignore me, then,
so do not Point it At me, ‘fren’!
i cannot BiTe - i cannot chew,
that Thing goes EVERYWHERE with You!
so point my way, n understand -
i’m gonna SMACK
your human hand!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We don’t deserve dogs but they think we do’

---

I am the Dog - a Heart of Gold
but I will try my very best
to say You’re Better than the rest!
my heart is true to you alone -
the Bestest friend
i’ve Ever known!
so Lucky that you’ve chosen Me
I give you Love
deservedly
thank you, once again u/Choppergold - good to see you, my friend

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’give that baby some good doggo food, and lots of pets’

---

i found a little shelter, with some humans, fast asleep
(i hoped they wouldn’t notice me, so quietly i creeped...)
i found a box of food inside! with cookies n some cheese
it filled my empty tummy,
n it helped my lonely ease...
there’s something goin on out there, too much upset, it seems
but i was happy in my box,
n drifted off in dreams...
next thing i knew - ExCiTeD voice, n Big Hands picked me up
the humans gathered round me, someone saying ‘Look, a PuP!’
was scared they mad i stole the food, but soon had no regrets
i looked at them with puppy eyes, n i got Lots of pets ^:@)
i hope they wanna keep me, i don’t want ‘alone’ no more
am gonna love them Best i can,
cuz that’s what dogs are for...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We found him on the day our Daisy girl passed away after 19 years. We never thought we would have another so soon but we felt like it was fate that he came into our lives…’

---

i remember how it happened, when you found me on that day
a tiny kit - alone n scared,
i hoped you’d let me stay...
you talked about a ‘Daisy’ friend, n sounded kinda sad
it seemed there was a cat before,
the best you ever had...
i wondered if i’d measure up, n fill that empty space
now every time you look at me, there’s smiles upon your face
n tho i’m still a little cat, i try n do my part
to fill your life with love n Joy
n heal
your broken heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My roommate left an empty bucket of cheese puffs out’

---

(i cannot get enough!)
i stuck my head in deep, you see
for every cheesy puff . . .
n oh, that T a S t Y orange-y dust!
i needed EvErY LiCk
to get it ALL - i Knew i Must!
that’s when i felt the stick...
so there i was - stuck fast inside!
i could not move at all ^:@(
the price i paid, the guilt can’t hide,
the search
for one
last
ball...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What happened to his legs ?’

---

n then he DiSaPpEaR !
but now, for friend - my heart it Begs
i Like it when he’s near... ^:@/
that sTuPiD Cat! he taunts me so,
it’s just his way of showing
he likes me!
Why’d he hafta go ?
i do not like ‘not knowing’...
he says that i should FiGhT the ShAvE
i Try my BEST, n I am BRAVE !
(i hope they shave Him, too...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’So happy the rider actually took it with them instead of leaving it there.’

---

am trying to be calm...
the nOiSeS make me Very fear,
but wait - what’s This?? a GIANT friend ?
oh, whatcha gonna do ?
you put me
down
with you...
the world is BIG, n i am ^smol,
i don’t know what i’ll find
i don’t know anyone at all,
you whisk me off n hold me tight -
is this my brand new start ?
so sudden -
everything’s all right
n Happy
is my heart!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You're clearly a pussy magnet’

---

some humans are magnetic ~
it’s us pussies they attract
a natural aesthetic!
i can’t help it but react...
n when they make the pssss-pssss sound,
i get a loving pet ^;}
i know a gentle soul i found -
my heart will not forget!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How lucky are we, beings that love to pet thing, to live in a world full of things that love to be pet’

---

How lucky are we, n don’t ever forget
to live in a world of things needing a pet
a stroke of your hand - just a small gentle touch,
the creatures who crave it, n love it so much
no words need be spoken - it’s all understood
a pet from a human friend tells them they’re Good!
the world is so full of such sweet living things,
such Joy to us All
just a simple pet brings
(love it, u/Icarus_Sky1)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’If there is a reason to jail someone it’s not for smoking weed it’s for making an animal suffer like that.’

---

there’s something called ‘karma’ - it happens, sometimes
for humans who think they CoMMiTeD No Crimes...
for i was a dog, n i didn’t ‘belong’
they just made me feel like i did something wrong ^:@(
my life there was fading, i almost gave up
i needed a friend
who could love a sad pup
but then - like an Angel, somebody appeared
n gave me a chance to escape what i feared
with patience n kindness, n arms open wide
they unleashed the Puppy just waiting inside!
they fed me n Loved me - did all that they could
the first time a Friend ever told me I’m GOOD ^:@)
my life turned around, just by someone who cares
n as for those ‘humans’ before -

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’And a special place in heaven who rejuvenate these babies’

---

there’s something called ‘karma’ - it happens, sometimes
for people who think they CoMMiTeD No Crimes...
for i was a dog, n i didn’t ‘belong’
they just made me feel like i did something wrong ^:@(
my life there was fading, i almost gave up
i needed a friend
who could love a sad pup
but then - like an Angel, somebody appeared
n gave me a chance to escape what i feared
with patience n kindness, n arms open wide
they unleashed the Puppy just waiting inside!
they fed me n Loved me - did all that they could
the first time a Friend ever told me I’m GOOD ^:@)
my life turned around, just by someone who cares
n as for those ‘humans’ before -

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I added the Superman cape…’

---

am finished with the SuRgEry
my human thought was best
n now he got the suit for me
that’s Better than the rest ^:@)
don’t wear no cone around my head -
no, that is Not for me!
much rather wear the Cape instead,
cuz Imma HERO, see ?!
now thru the neighborhood, so brave -
I go where Duty calls!
a SuPeRhErO - here to Save
. . . but i can’t LiCk
my
balls . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Good boi wants some play time’

---

i brought my toys for you to see -
dear human,
will you play with me ?
each one my Favrit here, i think,
my carrot n my piggy pink ^:@)
a little kong, a tuggy chew,
my monkey friend (he’s tattered, too)
all are Loved, much time well spent
but for a Human friend they’re meant
to give n take! to ToSs, retrieve
you make my doggie heart BELIEVE
they come Alive! you make them Fly
it’s much more Fun
with you n i...
You make my every dream come true -
i only want to play with you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’the expression on that cat looks like its full of nostalgia and missing its mom… I (teared) up a little’

---

the Cat who was the ‘mom’...
the way you gently stroke my fur -
it makes me feel so calm....
n suddenly my eyes are wet,
it’s been so many years
but in my heart, i won’t forget
the way she licked
my tears...
(thanks to u/NeverLookBothWays & u/Cat_tophat365247 for the beautiful inspurration)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I guess I’m a mom now…’

---

it’s time to fly away....
but in my heart i still believe
my dream come true,
someday...
Goodbye, sweet home...
but Who is Here ?
a Miracle that you appear!
now i will do my very best
to Love n keep you calm...
i’ll snuggle you inside my nest
. . . i guess I am
a Mom

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Its not about winning the race, its about crossing the finish line.’

---

Looka Me! I’m in the race!
(no matter if it’s called ‘last place’)
the others pass ~ i do not care,
I only see my human there ^;@)
her Smiling face - a look so Proud,
i hear the CHEERING from the Crowd!!
oh, What a Puppy HIGH i’m on -
n There I Am
on
JUMBOTRON !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’When we adopted my fuzzy void-butt they handed us a stack of papers/packets, and one was about bonding with the new pet that recommended reading. It included an anecdote about someone who read I think the entirety of War and Peace to their cat.’

---

i like to hear your voice
alone here
is my choice...
not too quiet, not too loud,
n you can pick the book
n please
don’t make me
look
n i’ll pretend that i don’t care,
but as you turn the pages
i’ll let you know
i Like you there....
i’ll love you back
in
stages...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’WHY ARE THEY KICKING THE EGG???’

---

WHY YOU KICKIN ON THE EGG ??!
..no, PLEASE ...Hey, STOP!! C’mON, i TRIED -
YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHATS THERE INSIDE !!
..All right ... i got it... Let it Be...
No, NOOO! Don’t TaKe AwAy from ME !!
WE’RE GONNA B R E A K YOUR HUMAN LEGS!!
are
scrambled
eggs...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I keep glancing out the window to see if she'll come by…’

---

i thought i saw you watching - were you hoping i came by ?
i’m just a baby possum, n it makes me wonder why...
today you left some treats for me ^;)Theysure are awfully good!
i don’t know how to tell you,
but i’d thank you, if i could...
so if it makes you happy just to see me now n then
(i guess it makes me happy, too, to have a ‘human’ friend)
i’ll come n visit when i can, n stay for just awhile
n we can help each other
as we share
a lonely smile
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’His face says “where’s my rock at?”’

---

i had a rock i sat upon,
i liked the way it felt
but then one day, my rock was gone -
Now what have i been dealt ??
a cHiCk to raise ?? i didn’t Ask!
I Want my ROCK BACK NOW!!
i do not want this ‘Mother task’,
n Heck
I don’t know How...
i made you cry ?
Let’s go...
i’ll teach you how to Fly....
You’re gonna SOAR
like Me...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’deep sleep…’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,
my paws across my face i keep
am making sure my eyes are close -
i like the smell against my nose
as off in peaceful dreams i drift,
remembering the things i sniffed
but Best of all, the scent of You -
you make my kitten dreams
come true
sweet kitty u/dgsphn ^;}

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The FBI hates this one neat trick…’

---

my branches used to touch the Sky!
but you thought it was time to die
n so to
cut
me
down
you’d try
but I would Rise once more...
(the FBI will never know!)
for ThAt is WhErE the BoDiEs go -
beneath
the forest
floor...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Kit T and the Sunshine Pups’

---

Makin’ all the pups
Get down tonight,
Get DOWN Tonight!
 
(Cat, probably...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The love and companionship of an animal who trusts you can shine a light even during your darkest time.’

---

i watched you, friend human, when you did not see,
i hoped for a moment when You would watch Me...
some humans don’t know everything that they should,
how easy a Pet’s love
can help you
feel good
no matter how long, maybe just for awhile
give us a chance, n we’ll make your heart Smile!
we’ll light up your day with a glow from within,
n maybe - with Us
your new life
can begin!
 
(love it u/spikeymist ^;}A cat or dog deserves you u/___TheKid___ !)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He’s asking to be petted'...’

---

...what are those words you humans say -
those AsKiNg things you do ?
like 'Please' n ...'would it be OK ?'
all I can say
is mew...
i try 'n change it up a bit
so you can understand
my voice iNfLeCt - so patient sit
n wait to feel your hand
i won't give up! i need so much,
am Asking til i Get...
the sweet reward - your gentle touch
your Answer is
a pet...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Insert offering here. You have done well my loyal servant. I will allow you to continue to worship me another day.’

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I will lie right here n wait -
your OfFeRiNg anticipate ^;}
your Worthiness i then shall judge -
until the Treat
i shall not budge...
n if i find it pleases me,
again, you've proven Loyalty!
then I shall deem that it's ok
for you to Worship
One
More
Day....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He thought he was so slick’

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(she thinks i did not see...)
am gonna make them DiSaPpEaR
much stealth -
so slick i be...
am focus on the task at hand,
a gentle r e a c h i n g paw . . .
as on my ^tippytoesi stand
is Mom...
successful in my quest - i stop...
embarrassed now,
i freeze ^:@(
a furrowed brow, the treats i drop

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’she enjoys the familiar scent, like "ah yes, THAT's where the cuddles came from, and the love…’

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there’s something here about the scent
that i can’t find no more
i wonder where my human went
who cuddled me
before...
an empty shirt upon the bed,
the smell of her inside
i still prefer up here instead,
my sad
i cannot
hide
i don’t know why she went away,
but comfort here i find
the scent of her will always stay -
the love she left
behind

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Someone get this beaver a cart...’

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the Wife - she shend to gro'shry shtore,
(she Alwaysh Eating more n More...)
my armsh are Full, my feetsh they Flop,
but worshst of all
the lettush
drop
the carrot schtick in mouth i hold,
the pavement wet, n i am cold
but i won't quit! i will not resht,
cuz Lettush what
she like the Besht
Deliver to the wife - my goal!
(n if it dropsh, am gonna roll)
don’t wanna b r e a k her beaver heart
i sthure could usthe
a G0d DaMn Cart...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Mission Impossible..’

---

a Mission so Impawssible -
the mom must not suspect...
her arm is barely crossable
without a move detect...
the only motion - in my eyes,
maintain the purrfect calm...
Success! as i obtain the prize -
Reward -
the Lap of Mom
 
...such stealth u/DrTreesus ^;}please tell sneak boi i love him

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ I went to remove his dapper collar…and he woke right tf up and just glared at me. I could feel him writing my obituary with just the side eye..’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,
my PaPeR BoW forever keep ^;}
so happy, me, in purrfect dreams -
the toilet paper Ever streams... @@@@@
so comforting, around my neck
i slumber deep...
til WaT tHe HECK ??
the Human’s here - My Bow is GONE!!
(I Wanted it to be LEFT ON...)
the plot of my retaliate...
you paid your Life
for one
small
bow...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You’ve captured that something special he has in his eyes…’

---

as i sit n do the pose,
the bow around my neck
the look upon my face - it shows
that I am PROUD as Heck ^:}
the artist fren - they realize
(they’ve captured it, you see ?)
that Something Special in my eyes -
the Meowsterpiece
is Me !
n someday, when i’m gone away
for my eternal nap
my memory with you will stay
Adorned
in toilet
wrap
inspired by u/segosegosego & u/NoItsNotThatJessica ~ he’s beautiful u/ThrowAwayNZProblem

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’twas a hard reboot… necessary after a crash with Windows’

---

Dear diary... i feel so dumb -
a baby bird, with wings that hummm
into the window, clear, i flew!
(perhaps a bit of dirt will do...)
but there i was - a bird so small,
who barely ever flew at all
a bright spring day - so much excite
as eagerly my wings took flight!
intoxicated by the scent,
i blindly CRASHED
n
down
i
went
n then, around me - Brightest Light!
angelic voice said ‘it’s all right...’
i thought
i died... i understand....
but then a gentle HuMaN HaNd!
in fear i froze... was i still dead?
it Lifted me
to LIFE, instead!
n in a humming dreamy trance,
Reboot - refresh - a second chance!
then off i flew, so OverJoyed ^;>
those Windows CLEAN
i Must
avoid

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Look at that coat’

---

i wished that Somebody could take it away...
hungry, neglected - my puppy heart broken,
never a kind word
to me
had been spoken...
slowly n patient, you turned me around ^:@)
beneath all the sad a New changed pup was found!
just look at my coat! what i used to dream of -
a face full of Happy
a heart full of Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My uncle, Gus Lacey, once stopped his hamster's heart just by staring at it…’

---

i was the ham -
so tiny, me
(no longer am,
cuz Ded i be)
the uncle stare -
my heart it STOP . . .
an eViL gLaRe
n then
i
drop . . .
^:(
but Heaven brings
a heart that heals!
with Angel wings
i spin my wheels...
for Gus, it’s bleak -
i hope he hears
my Wheels that sQuEaK
n bleed
his ears
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’“Bet you can’t “fits” here mittens”…’

---

I am the Cat... so much intrigue
the DoPeY pup thinks he’s ‘BiG League’
the human make this Stupid thing,
for simple dog - EnJoYmEnT bring
n yet he tries to lure me in!
i walk away
with clever grin...
so easy me, for him to dupe -
when he don’t see
i’ll LOAD
with POOP...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…just hold that food near my face’

---

just hold that food here by my face,
cuz i won’t leave my sleeping place
my body’s old - for sleep it begs,
i’m cuddled up in arms n legs
it’s hard to tell just wHiCh is WhAt -
all covered by my Hairy butt
(you must admit
i’m kinda cute...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Looks like the little guy was all twisted around on that rail…’

---

n rested on this rail
but something’s wrong - i am not sure,
my wings can only FLAIL...
my feet stuck fast! i try n try,
i do not understand...
i ^squeakin fear - i wanna FLY!!
a human hand .. ?
it’s holding me, in FiGhT or fLiGhT
i Still can’t get away!!
but then - relax... it seems alright,
this human is ‘ok’
a bit of warmth comes over me,
i think i’m gonna melt ...
n then, i FLY AWAY - I’m FREE !!
Love
i felt ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’William Murderface’

---

You can call me ‘William’, maybe ‘Willy’, even ‘Will’...
no matter what you name me,
i’ll just wanna M u R d E r still...
n no, i won’t stay on the floor - prefer the desk instead
WhAt NaMe Do I SuGgEsT for YoU ?
am gonna call you
DeD

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Imagine you've never seen a mirror before…’

---

i am the pup, so very small
i never saw myself at all
what Is a ‘Me’, n Who am I ?
oh, My,
OH MY !
someone i never Saw appears!
is shadow fren, with fLoPpY Ears!
i wanna be their Friend, so much ^:@)
i s t r e t c h my paw to try n touch...
but when i reach, n hope to pet
the only thing i feel
is
wet
i hope that they come back
again...
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’LIFE IS SHORT PET THE KITTY!!!’

---

LiFe is ShOrT for you n me -
don’t miss this Opurrtunity!
upon your lap i’d love to sit,
so now’s your chance
to PeT the KiT ^;}
it doesn’t happen every day,
there’s times you have to be away
so Any passing chance you get
it’s nice to have
a kit to pet
then comes a time, when i am gone,
your thoughts of me will linger on
you’ll miss me then . . . a sad self-pity
Wishing you
had Pet the Kitty

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Oh lawd he comin…’

---

if you lived here, you’d do the same -
my Feeding time was Great...
it wasn’t them - it’s Me to blame,
but i gained ToO MUCH Weight!
there i was, a lonely cat,
no Exercise for me
Time went by, n I got FAT
it was my Destiny ^:{
the more I ate, the more I Weighed
a ViCiOuS cYcLe started
so in the shelter, there i stayed
alone
n broken hearted...
but then a Human - Challenge Met!
Oh, Lawd - She’s chosen ME!!
I’m Comin HOME! to be her Pet
so Healthy i will be ^;}
there’s Lots n LOTS of Me to Love,
but She insist on ‘Diet’...
but HOME’s what i’ve been dreaming of

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Those little tippy taps’

---

I am the kit, so very small
i love my sister Best of all ^;}
but WhAt was THAT?? a CrY of FEAR!!
BeLoved Sister
DISAPPEAR!!
i Race to help - FAST T i p p y - t a p p i n g...
Much PROTEC! Avenge kitnapping!
ATTAC the human - Mighty ROAR!
Put her BACK DOWN On the FLOOR!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ It's a long walk home…’

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dear diary, my dream came true -
Today i RAN - Escaped the ZOO!
much wonder, me, of Life outside -
Todays the day i Fin’lly Tried...
i found a tiny hole in fence,
n wandered through a forest, dense
but i got lost along the way,
n found a place where i could lay
exhausted there, i slept
alone
n longed for Only place i’d known...
ADVENTURE for awhile i had,
but life in zoo
is not so bad...
there’s humans there who treat me well
(but now i have a tale to tell...)
alas, i’m much too small to roam
Please pick me up
n take me
Home

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What a happy jackass’

---

i wondered what happened when you went away...
i hoped you’d come back, n i’d see you, someday
but i’m just a jackass,
you prob’ly forgot
you’ve more friends than me
Heck, i thought it was her...
it IS!! Oh, dear friend, i don’t Know where you were!!
you cuddled n loved me, when i was so small
i want you to know
You’re my Best Friend of All!
so Happy to see you - i’m getting all H o N k E y !
just tell me again I’m your Favorite donkey!
the sweetest reunion, two long ago friends
i know in my heart now
that Love never ends

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo